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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:44
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?